Stretch Your Money! Lodi Coupons!
What About Me?
So whadda wanna know? I'm a 55 year old dude who lives in Lodi, with a part time job, and no money. That's why I started this website, so I could make a few extra bucks, and save myself (and others) some cha-ching, using coupons.
I drive an old red truck, and I got a tea cup mini-poodle named; "Tiger", who I taught to say: "I Want One". Now, he says, "I Want One" all the time, it's killin me.
This last May 21st, I told my wife: "Hey Honey! I'ts the "End of The World" today!" She said: "It's gonna be the "End of The World" for you, if you don't start makin some money!". So I went to Alaska, and pulled guts out of fish for two straight months, workin for the "Slime Line Queen", and it dang near killed me.
I got lots and lots of friends in Lodi, all good people. They wanna make and save money, just like me. So I went to the new Costco in Lodi, right by where I live, to save some greenbacks.
I bought some of their "Kirkland Underwear", which was a real treat for me, cause my Poodle, who I taught to say: "I Want One", chewed holes in all my other underwear! The little ...
So anyway, I was in kind of "Bada Bing, Bada Boom" mood after I bought my underwear, thinkin I'd saved some money, and you know what happened? After two washes, all the stupid elastic stretched out. Now I feel like I'm wearin a Tunic! And guess what? It's killin me!
OK, enough about me, what about you? What are ya doin readin this stuff? Quit wastin your time! Go to the "Coupon Page!"
Steve "The Coupon Guy" Crary
209-224-8151
209-200-2217
Oh yeah, I almost forgot to blow my own horn!. 30 years experience in marketing and advertising for small businesses, and the top representative on both the East & West Coasts.
I drive an old red truck, and I got a tea cup mini-poodle named; "Tiger", who I taught to say: "I Want One". Now, he says, "I Want One" all the time, it's killin me.
This last May 21st, I told my wife: "Hey Honey! I'ts the "End of The World" today!" She said: "It's gonna be the "End of The World" for you, if you don't start makin some money!". So I went to Alaska, and pulled guts out of fish for two straight months, workin for the "Slime Line Queen", and it dang near killed me.
I got lots and lots of friends in Lodi, all good people. They wanna make and save money, just like me. So I went to the new Costco in Lodi, right by where I live, to save some greenbacks.
I bought some of their "Kirkland Underwear", which was a real treat for me, cause my Poodle, who I taught to say: "I Want One", chewed holes in all my other underwear! The little ...
So anyway, I was in kind of "Bada Bing, Bada Boom" mood after I bought my underwear, thinkin I'd saved some money, and you know what happened? After two washes, all the stupid elastic stretched out. Now I feel like I'm wearin a Tunic! And guess what? It's killin me!
OK, enough about me, what about you? What are ya doin readin this stuff? Quit wastin your time! Go to the "Coupon Page!"
Steve "The Coupon Guy" Crary
209-224-8151
209-200-2217
Oh yeah, I almost forgot to blow my own horn!. 30 years experience in marketing and advertising for small businesses, and the top representative on both the East & West Coasts.
